Halloumi - A Cheese You Can Fry (And Fall in Love With)

After a few upheavals, life has settled down againfive bucks and floated home, smitten.
and I've snuggled happily back into my routine -According to "The Rules", one should wait three
which includes writing and, best of all, hitting thedays before calling one's crush so as not to
farmer's markets to discover new and excitingappear desperate. I chose to use this tactic with
treasures. And oh - I found one.my halloumi. If I took it home, ripped it open and
Sunday I headed down the street to my localfried it up right away, what would it think of me?
market to pick up some bison, eggs, rib-eyes andWould it respect me? I doubted so. My halloumi
a cow heart for the cats. On the way out, Isat and wrung its hands ("Will she cook me? She
decided to pop by Monforte's table. They makeis gonna cook me, right?") until this evening.
gorgeous sheep's milk cheeses and yogurt thatI was going to fry my new love in olive oil to
don't seem to bother my sensitive tum.make it feel more comfortable, being Greek and
As I was fingering a silky block of garlic scapeall, but nary a drop in the house. So, I used a bit
cheddar, a cute little wedge caught my eye.of lard. ("Ooooh, you're frying CHEESE in LARD!"
White, creamy but firm, lightly speckled withsquealed my belly, delighted by the rebellious
herbs.decadence of it all). Three slices, a few minutes
"What's this one?" I asked.per side, then on to a plate and simply but
"That's halloumi," said the Nice Cheese Lady.smartly dressed with some dried mint leaves, sea
"What's halloumi?"salt and a doosh of lemon juice.
"It's a Greek cheese," she replied. "You fry it."It was a dream date. My halloumi turned out to
You know in the movies, when the guy sees thebe just like the human love of my life: crispy on
girl for the first time, like when she's walking intothe outside, firm yet tender on the inside, and lets
the classroom or the bar or the office, andout a little squeak when bitten. (yes - my fella fits
suddenly everything is in slow motion and she flipsthis description, but that's a whole other blog.)
her hair and it's all shiny and gorgeous andHalloumi is nice on its own, simply dressed as I
"Dreamweaver" starts playing? Well thathad it - it was almost like a dessert. But you can
happened to me, but with cheese.also grill it in a skewer, kabob-style, or cube it, fry
Nice Cheese Lady was waxing poetic aboutit and serve it like a crouton in salads or soups. It
halloumi originating in Cyprus and how it doesn'thas a neutral flavour, so I imagine it would take
melt with the heat because the curd is cooked inon other herbs and spices very well. You can also
whey at high temperatures and the proteinget it packaged in brine, which gives it a more
structures are altered, or something to thatsalty flavour and I imagine helps it last longer in
effect, but all I could hear (besidesthe fridge. Not that you'll keep it around long. It's
"Dreamweaver") was my belly crooning to me infar too delicious and versatile to just sit there. If
a soothing, lovers whisper:my gut approves, I may start eating it, oh I don't
You fry it.know, like every day at every meal for the rest
Fried cheese.of my natural life. I know it's still early on in the
This is cheese you can fry.relationship, but when I fall in love, I fall hard.
Well 'fry' rhymes with 'buy', and I'm not one toI'll be sure to post the wedding photos.
ignore meaningful coincidences. I plunked down