| Some think you can never get too much of a | | | | coffee - you know you've had more than enough |
| good thing, but if any of these signs apply to you, | | | | coffee. |
| there's a good chance you've had too much | | | | #9 - If your voice is starting to sound like an |
| coffee. If three or more apply to you, be very | | | | auctioneer (i.e. really sped up speech - bidder |
| concerned. If five or more of these apply to you, | | | | bidder bidder...) you may have had too much |
| it may be too late to keep you from becoming a | | | | coffee. On the bright side, you may be able to |
| dreaded coffee addict. | | | | start a new career in auctions or as one of those |
| #10 - If the waitress at your favorite diner just | | | | voices that read the legal details on commercials |
| leaves multiple pots of coffee at your table, you | | | | really fast. |
| may have had too much. If all the pots are full of | | | | |