O The Price of Biscuits and Gravy

Hey, does anybody out there have diabetes?Well,vegetables, fruit and no bread! Gone were the
if you're shaped like a pear and you're from thedays of freedom where I could eat fried pork
South where the three main food groups arechops, biscuits and gravy, mashed potatoes, wash
flour, sugar and lard, (pronounced shortening forit all down with a huge glass of sweet tea (with
you Northern folk) then you have a good chancereal sugar) and finish it all off with an entire
of developing it.It ain't no picnic, and about aschocolate cake topped with a half gallon of vanilla
aggravating as a loose tooth.I wasn't alwaysice cream.No! I even had to eat my weeds and
round. I was a very skinny child, all hair andfruit from a small plate about the size of a silver
eyeballs. I have naturally curly hair and my mamadollar. Gone was the macaroni and cheese, the
refused to let me cut it until I was thirty or therecornbread and beans, the fried potatoes, the
abouts. You could have drawn big round eyes onoverflowing plate and the sweet, sweet tea (with
a rag mop and stood us up side by side and wereal sugar).If you need a good laxative, try
would have been twins.I ate what everyone elseSplenda. The first time I tried it I was amazed. My
ate, but I stayed skinny, all the way throughstomach started to make noises that sounded like
school and up until my fourth marriage. I'vea volcano was getting ready to erupt. And talk
always felt that fat people were happy people.about flatulence! I tooted with each step I took.
My sister remarked on my weight gain and toldAnd these weren't quite little poots either. It
me to get miserable for a change. "I swear , ifsounded like thunder. It rattled the windows. My
you get any happier you won't be able to fitpoor Hubby. He was so patient through it
through the kitchen door."Well, turns out she wasall.However, since I was feeling a lot better after
right. I was pushing against 200 pounds this timethe medication started working and my glucose
last year. I kept feeling sick, and short of breath.levels were beginning to return to normal, I have
My eyes didn't work right and I had about asstayed with the diet. It hasn't been easy.
much energy as a dead house cat. All of thisSometimes I get so hungry I could eat a pile of
combined was a pretty good sign that I neededdirt...if it was mixed with lard and sugar and
to see a doctor. I did. He did the blood work. Heshaped like a biscuit.Oh, and I don't look extremely
told me I had developed type 2 diabetes.Thehappy anymore. I weighed this morning and I am
normal range for the hemoglobin A1c (a simple labdown to 129 pounds. I look like my rag mop once
test that shows the average amount of sugaragain.Think I'll get us both dressed up, draw her a
(also called glucose) that has been in a person'spair of big round eyes and go have our pictures
blood over the last 3 months) should be around 7taken. I'll be the one on the left with the short
or below. Mine was 14.3. My blood sugar had beenhair.Leeuna Foster is a Marketing Strategist,
at a constant level of 400 for the past severalAuthor and Poet. She has been writing for two
months.I was immediately handcuffed, taken intodecades and her short fiction and poetry have
custody and sentenced to a life of green weeds,won several national and regional awards.