Gasoline Conservation, Sort of

Here's how to save big bucks on gasoline:Planbring a half-gallon of milk and a dozen eggs.You
your trips carefully. You can save 50% oncan brew ethanol in your own bath rub. And don't
gasoline by going to only those places that arelet that unsightly ring around the tub worry you --
down hill -- and staying there.Carpooling is a greatit can be removed easily and quickly by simply
gasoline saver. Simply drive your car into a poolstriking a match.Consider purchasing a scooter.
and leave it there.Cut gasoline consumption fiveScooters use hardly any gasoline at all, particularly
percent by avoiding stops and starts. Ignore allin bad weather when most people leave them in
traffic signals and tell the policeman to buzz off orthe garage.Do not drive your car at all for one
you'll tell President Bush.Always keep tires properlyweek. Take the money you saved and buy one
inflated. Low tire pressure means poor gasshare of stock in each oil company. Within six
mileage, and the three or four service stations inmonths, you'll be too rich to worry about it.Recent
each state that still sell air are expected tostudies show motorists can save real money by
increase prices soon because the air industryfilling up at a self-service gas station after the
needs more money to search for more air.If youstation is closed.Selective shopping can save you
buy a new car that gets 10 miles per gallon moremoney. Since gasoline is less expensive in the
than your present car, you will save 14 cents perSouthwest, you can save as much as ten cents a
gallon on gas. If your new car costs $18,000, getsgallon by driving to Oklahoma to fill up.Convert
30 miles to the gallon, and if you drive 20,000your car's engine to nuclear power by ordering a
miles a year, the car will pay for itself in only 87kit from Iran. This will not only save gasoline but
years.Never carry unnecessary weight in your car.also cut down on the number of trucks that pass
In other words, if you have children, have smallyou on the freeway.And the best way to save
ones.A well-tuned engine burns less gasoline. Inmoney on gasoline: Drive your car only on
fact, if you get a major tune-up once or twice aeven-numbered days when your favorite oil
week, your car will burn hardly any gas at allcompany is losing money.Copyright 2006 by Joe
because it'll always be in the shop.Try to eliminateHickman, veteran humorist and journalist. Joe is
those short trips. For example, when you calleditor at -- halife.
Orkin for a free termite inspection, ask them to